{"id":18,"date":"2006-04-09T14:04:49","date_gmt":"2006-04-09T20:04:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.trinitytestsite.com\/blog\/?p=18"},"modified":"2006-05-10T14:23:33","modified_gmt":"2006-05-10T20:23:33","slug":"take-a-number","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.trinitytestsite.com\/blog\/take-a-number\/","title":{"rendered":"Take A Number"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>T.J. had a question for the Equal Opportunity rep.  It was nothing really, just something simple.<\/p>\n<p>The Equal Opportunity representative was possibly the most unflappable person in around.  Always patient, he was a good listener.  And a good mediator.  People were calmed, if not outright put to sleep, in his presence.<\/p>\n<p>T.J. walked into the rep\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s bay.  The rep had his hands firmly around someone else\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s neck.  \u00e2\u20ac\u0153I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122ll squeeze your neck until your head pops!\u00e2\u20ac\u009d the rep screamed out.<\/p>\n<p>Just then the rep looked over.  \u00e2\u20ac\u0153I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122ll be with you in a moment.\u00e2\u20ac\u009d  <\/p>\n<p>\u00e2\u20ac\u0153Uh, never mind,\u00e2\u20ac\u009d T.J. stammered.  \u00e2\u20ac\u0153It\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s not important.\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<\/p>\n<p><!--Creative Commons License--><a rel=\"license\" href=\"http:\/\/creativecommons.org\/licenses\/by-nc-nd\/2.5\/\"><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"Creative Commons License\" border=\"0\" src=\"http:\/\/creativecommons.org\/images\/public\/somerights20.png\"\/><\/a><br \/>This work is licensed under a <a rel=\"license\" href=\"http:\/\/creativecommons.org\/licenses\/by-nc-nd\/2.5\/\">Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 2.5 License<\/a>.<!--\/Creative Commons License--><!-- <rdf:RDF xmlns=\"http:\/\/web.resource.org\/cc\/\" xmlns:dc=\"http:\/\/purl.org\/dc\/elements\/1.1\/\" xmlns:rdf=\"http:\/\/www.w3.org\/1999\/02\/22-rdf-syntax-ns#\">\n\t\t<work rdf:about=\"\">\n\t\t\t<license rdf:resource=\"http:\/\/creativecommons.org\/licenses\/by-nc-nd\/2.5\/\" \/>\n\t<dc :creator><agent><dc :title>Matthew Stiner<\/dc><\/agent><\/dc>\n\t<dc :type rdf:resource=\"http:\/\/purl.org\/dc\/dcmitype\/Text\" \/>\n\t\t<\/dc><\/license><\/work>\n\t\t<license rdf:about=\"http:\/\/creativecommons.org\/licenses\/by-nc-nd\/2.5\/\">\"http:\/\/web.resource.org\/cc\/Reproduction\"\/><permits rdf:resource=\"http:\/\/web.resource.org\/cc\/Distribution\"\/><requires rdf:resource=\"http:\/\/web.resource.org\/cc\/Notice\"\/><requires rdf:resource=\"http:\/\/web.resource.org\/cc\/Attribution\"\/><prohibits rdf:resource=\"http:\/\/web.resource.org\/cc\/CommercialUse\"\/><\/prohibits><\/requires><\/requires><\/permits><\/license>\n<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>T.J. had a question for the Equal Opportunity rep. It was nothing really, just something simple. The Equal Opportunity representative was possibly the most unflappable person in around. Always patient, he was a good listener. And a good mediator. People were calmed, if not outright put to sleep, in his presence. T.J. walked into the [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6,7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-18","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-life-and-babble-on","category-one-hundred-words"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.trinitytestsite.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.trinitytestsite.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.trinitytestsite.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.trinitytestsite.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.trinitytestsite.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=18"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.trinitytestsite.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.trinitytestsite.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=18"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.trinitytestsite.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=18"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.trinitytestsite.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=18"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}