{"id":19,"date":"2006-05-09T14:10:56","date_gmt":"2006-05-09T20:10:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.trinitytestsite.com\/blog\/?p=19"},"modified":"2006-05-10T14:11:43","modified_gmt":"2006-05-10T20:11:43","slug":"a-flock-of-seagulls","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.trinitytestsite.com\/blog\/a-flock-of-seagulls\/","title":{"rendered":"A Flock Of Seagulls"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\u00e2\u20ac\u0153Here come the seagulls.\u00e2\u20ac\u009d  I looked outside and saw a whole flock of kids coming towards my truck.  \u00e2\u20ac\u0153They always come in droves.\u00e2\u20ac\u009d <\/p>\n<p>The first one started.  \u00e2\u20ac\u0153Water.\u00e2\u20ac\u009d  <\/p>\n<p>\u00e2\u20ac\u0153No water.  Scram,\u00e2\u20ac\u009d my driver replied.  <\/p>\n<p>\u00e2\u20ac\u0153Water, mista.\u00e2\u20ac\u009d  My driver tossed a warm half-full bottle.  \u00e2\u20ac\u0153Now leave.\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<\/p>\n<p>\u00e2\u20ac\u0153Gimmie a dollar.\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<\/p>\n<p>\u00e2\u20ac\u0153What?  No way,\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<\/p>\n<p>\u00e2\u20ac\u0153You rich.  Gimmie two dollar.\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<\/p>\n<p>\u00e2\u20ac\u0153No way, I have an ex-wife.  Tell you what.  Where do you live?\u00e2\u20ac\u009d  Fingers pointed to town.  \u00e2\u20ac\u0153If you run home and get back first, I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122ll give you a dollar.\u00e2\u20ac\u009d   They left in a blur.<\/p>\n<p>We started the truck and pulled on the road.<\/p>\n<p><!--Creative Commons License--><a rel=\"license\" href=\"http:\/\/creativecommons.org\/licenses\/by-nc-nd\/2.5\/\"><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"Creative Commons License\" border=\"0\" src=\"http:\/\/creativecommons.org\/images\/public\/somerights20.png\"\/><\/a><br \/>This work is licensed under a <a rel=\"license\" href=\"http:\/\/creativecommons.org\/licenses\/by-nc-nd\/2.5\/\">Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 2.5 License<\/a>.<!--\/Creative Commons License--><!-- <rdf:RDF xmlns=\"http:\/\/web.resource.org\/cc\/\" xmlns:dc=\"http:\/\/purl.org\/dc\/elements\/1.1\/\" xmlns:rdf=\"http:\/\/www.w3.org\/1999\/02\/22-rdf-syntax-ns#\">\n\t\t<work rdf:about=\"\">\n\t\t\t<license rdf:resource=\"http:\/\/creativecommons.org\/licenses\/by-nc-nd\/2.5\/\" \/>\n\t<dc :creator><agent><dc :title>Matthew Stiner<\/dc><\/agent><\/dc>\n\t<dc :type rdf:resource=\"http:\/\/purl.org\/dc\/dcmitype\/Text\" \/>\n\t\t<\/dc><\/license><\/work>\n\t\t<license rdf:about=\"http:\/\/creativecommons.org\/licenses\/by-nc-nd\/2.5\/\">\"http:\/\/web.resource.org\/cc\/Reproduction\"\/><permits rdf:resource=\"http:\/\/web.resource.org\/cc\/Distribution\"\/><requires rdf:resource=\"http:\/\/web.resource.org\/cc\/Notice\"\/><requires rdf:resource=\"http:\/\/web.resource.org\/cc\/Attribution\"\/><prohibits rdf:resource=\"http:\/\/web.resource.org\/cc\/CommercialUse\"\/><\/prohibits><\/requires><\/requires><\/permits><\/license>\n<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u00e2\u20ac\u0153Here come the seagulls.\u00e2\u20ac\u009d I looked outside and saw a whole flock of kids coming towards my truck. \u00e2\u20ac\u0153They always come in droves.\u00e2\u20ac\u009d The first one started. \u00e2\u20ac\u0153Water.\u00e2\u20ac\u009d \u00e2\u20ac\u0153No water. Scram,\u00e2\u20ac\u009d my driver replied. \u00e2\u20ac\u0153Water, mista.\u00e2\u20ac\u009d My driver tossed a warm half-full bottle. \u00e2\u20ac\u0153Now leave.\u00e2\u20ac\u009d \u00e2\u20ac\u0153Gimmie a dollar.\u00e2\u20ac\u009d \u00e2\u20ac\u0153What? No way,\u00e2\u20ac\u009d \u00e2\u20ac\u0153You rich. Gimmie two [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6,7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-19","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-life-and-babble-on","category-one-hundred-words"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.trinitytestsite.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.trinitytestsite.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.trinitytestsite.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.trinitytestsite.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.trinitytestsite.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=19"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.trinitytestsite.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.trinitytestsite.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=19"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.trinitytestsite.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=19"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.trinitytestsite.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=19"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}